So, with that great news, I thought I’d share a couple of experiences and a few pics
this time around….
I went on a business outing with the on-line marketing team. We went to the big city….woo hoo! (That would be Honolulu….) After our meeting, our
manager, Jeff wanted to take us to this lunch spot called the Mermaid Bar at
Neiman Marcus. No booze (that I know
of), just a nifty spot to eat.
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| Yeah, kinda like these gals..... |
So, here we were – sitting in this fun
little place when Jeff said “ah, here comes the models”. I looked up, and yes, indeedy, there were two
tall, wispy looking things floating their way thru the cafeteria. I thought “huh, those are some pretty and
incredibly thin young ladies – wonder if they are going to split a grape for
lunch”. It honestly hadn't dawned on me
that they were actually…..models! But it
became apparent as they drifted over to our table that they were were women with a purpose.
I was absolutely fixated on this gorgeous suede crop top one of the gazelles
was wearing. She looked me in the eye
and informed me that “today’s selection was taken from the Hoozawoozit
Collection on the 3rd floor and I would be able to find my way to it
by ascending the escalator two floors and turning left”. Then, and I’m not kidding here, in unison they
stepped one step forward, swirled and took two more steps, swirled again and
did this absolutely amazing dosey-do move,
finishing with hands on hip (still in unison) and a classy sassy
smile. I thought to myself “do I clap?” Instead I offered a heart-felt “thank-you so
much” and watched them float away.
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| Yeah, kinda like this skirt |
Now
I mention this interesting interlude to emphasize the next experience.
I wanted to look all business-like for the
earlier meeting, but with a pretty flair, of course, so I was wearing a
beautiful silk wrap-around skirt made out of sari material (from India). It’s quite the rage here, and I receive many
the compliment on it.
So, here I am in all my silky smoothness eating lunch at
Neiman Marcus’s Mermaid Bar feeling all sorts of special. Immediately after the mini floor show concluded,
it was time to go. I stood up to leave when all of a sudden I felt…..a breeze…..on
my upper thigh. It took a little while for it to
sink in. Yes, I was feeling oddly cool
because the tie on my beautiful little wrap around skirt had come loose. Oh, mind you, it was still on……mostly. But it was listing to the left side at a sharp
45 degree angle giving me a lopsided low-rider/way past hip hugger effect. In other words, Sister Jones
was not dressed to mission standards, in front of God, patrons and – wouldn’t
you know it – a former bishop. I mean, I have nightmares about these kind of things! The
kindly (yet distinctly mortified) waiter quickly stepped in to assist me with
my predicament, mostly by blocking this amazing scene from the rest of the
paying customers. He may have had good intentions, but I suspect his assistance was to make sure that others didn’t confuse my flailing and
twisting with the beautiful modeling that was presented just moments
before.
So, life lessons:
- Trying to locate the long, silky smooth ties of a rapidly descending wrapskirt is near impossible to do when you’re panicking.
- Double knots are sometimes the key to happiness.
The second experience I’d like to share happened yesterday.
I knew that it was time to get Elder Jones out in the sun for some much needed light therapy. The weather seems
to be turning and the water is not uncomfortably cold anymore. So we headed out
to Sharks Cove, one of our favorite snorkeling spots. The tide was lower than
we had ever seen, so I ended up having a grand time in the ‘protected pool’
area while Elder Jones headed off to the 'open water' area. Swimming around as the low tide contained the various selections of fish into concentrated groups enabled me to see lots and lots of different
beauties.
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| Yeah, kinda like this fish |
I was especially excited to see a translucent green pipefish – a very long,
very thin fish. Then there was another, and another and they were far larger
than I had ever seen before. I moved along to the side of one and discovered
that it was longer than I was. Truly magnificent!
Suddenly, someone grabbed my fin. I turned to see Elder
Jones. “Do you want to come out where the big fish are?” he asked. “It’s really
calm out there.”
“Promise?” (I am not a confident snorkeler, so avoid big
waves like the plague). He smiled and took my hand.
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| Yeah, kinda like.........oh, nevermind |
Because
we were not in a contained area, the floor of the ocean dropped far down and
there were definitely bigger fish, and more variety.
There is such serenity in silently gliding along while
viewing the glorious creations below the water – it feels like a whole
different world. I could feel the currents and waves carrying me gently in
different directions, and each new area had something new to behold.
Because I
was in unfamiliar waters, my comfort zone was to cling onto my husband’s hand (he let go once and meandered off - and paid for it by getting a slow motion beating while underwater when he finally returned.....obviously it didn't hurt, so, exacting my revenge, I PINCHED him instead).
So, back into my comfort zone - and holding onto that man's hand with both hands, we finished our tour of the ocean. Wish I had an underwater camera, but here are a couple of on-line pics that showcases some of the marine life we saw.
It was a great day. We smiled all the way home.
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Hey, it's an adventure everyday. Just a few pics to prove it!
| Whale Watching |
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| Touring a chocolate factory |
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| Cultural Night at BYU-H |
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| Tonga! |










What an adventure you are having. We'll have loads of fun comparing our stories when we get back home. Keep up the good work. Hugs, Lorna
ReplyDeleteOh I can't wait to catch up! Hoping all is well with you. Talk about being on the opposite end of the world! All I can tell you is that our African students are some of our favorite. Such good people. You must be feeling blessed everyday.
DeleteI was only there for 2 weeks back in 1983, a long time ago, but I loved it. I would move there if I could afford to fly back and forth... So happy for you guys!
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